i have lived four years here without getting beaten up: true story
well I did it, I stitched an egg to a shirt. there’s no going back now.
how to get the girlfriend;
- 100 eggs

- EAT THE FUCKIN//./. G SANDAL YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHI
ZOOM ZOOM- expand mind 1OO%
- ?????? vegetables

last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind


