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February 2016

Feb 10, 2016 9 notes
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Feb 9, 2016 2,699 notes
Tomoko Watamote rant.

SECOND FUCKING ATTEMPT.
Before, I made this long ass text post that took me 30 minutes to make, all for Tumblr to throw it away when I went to google. So attempt #2.

In the anime Watamote, the main character is lonely af, usually playing dating sims and stuff. In one episode long story short she wins one of those hand massagers, which she uses one time, but not in the sexual way. What I want to rant about, comes from me seeing some Fanart of another episode of Watamote, where Tomoko uses a vacuum to make it seem like she has hickies, and the artist draws Tomoko putting the vacuum up her skirt, and ends up getting pleasure from it. Which has me ask:

Porn is legal in Japan, Tomoko has a computer in her room, she also probably has some knowledge of computers (like how to delete Internet history), she also has the hand massager. She also has to know something about her own reproductive organs. THEN WHY DOESN’T SHE USE THE HAND MASSAGER/MAKESHIFT MASTERBATING TOOL ON HERSELF, WHILE WATCHING PORN?


Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it might be in the lore or whatever the fuck.

Feb 7, 2016 4 notes
#watamote #tomoko #asian masturbate
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RWBY SPOILER | RWBY injury report.

Injuries: Blake has small wound in abdomen, nothing serious, needs stitches soon. Yang lost masterbating arm, Aura protected her from serious bleeding, could be re attached but by the time the battle is over it will decay to bad to be revived, unless it’s being protected by Aura somehow. Prosthetic Arm is large possibility. Ironwood needs more skin. Penny needs some serious stitch work. Pyrrha got like 15% of the maidens juice. Roman is being digested.

Feb 7, 2016 3 notes
#rwby #rwby 3 #rwby 3 spoilers #spoilers
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January 2016

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#fuckoffnigger #crunchyroll #Crunchyroll canada #paymonies #jews #Crunchyroll jew #exposed #kissanime
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Jan 18, 2016
#Kancolle #Fubuki #kantai collection

moekingdom:

Jan 18, 2016 79 notes
Fallout 4 NPC's

-Jon Long sees me from across Sanctuary Hills-

-Walks in my direction-

-Glitches through the floor-

-Walks right up to me-

“Can you please leave me alone right now? I don’t want to talk”

Me:

Originally posted by jonjafri

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SUCK MY FUCKING WEEWEE PIC PLAY POSTyoutu.be
Jan 9, 2016

December 2015

What

Apparently I have to follow then unfollow the fucking jew to get there shit out of my feed. WHY.

Dec 29, 2015
#jew
Fucking cunt shit

Why am I seeing user @stonerzedlas posts in my home feed as if I followed them?

Dec 29, 2015
This app makes no sense

I do not follow user StonerZelda, yet their posts show up in my feed as if I were. @stonerzedla block me for the love of god. @stonerzedla block me @stonerzedla block me @stonerzedla get out of me feed I don’t want to see your shitty posts @stonerzedla block me

Dec 29, 2015
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#girls und panzer #yukarun #akiyama
Dec 20, 2015 231 notes
At the risk of derailing the sin train, have you ever given thought to how Pyrrha and Ruby first got together in 'Melting Gold'?

One day, Ruby’s mail went to the wrong room. Pyrrha knocks and says, “Sorry, I was in the mail room and it looks like the mail person put this in the wrong cubby….”

“OOOH this issue of Women’s Weapons Weekly!!! I was wondering where it was”

“I already read through it I’m sorry orz i just couldn’t put it down”

“Yeah what do u like about it”

– they start hanging out more

– Pyrrha laments her single status, how everyone puts her on a pedestal, etc,

– ruby is like but i would totally date you

– I ….. …. would date you too?

– …. then maybe we should try it out????

– of course…

– ….. so is that it, are we like girlfriends now?

– ???? I think ???? I’ve never done this before.

– Let’s just keep hanging out…. and hug??

– I wanted to hug you for a while now! You’re just so small and cute…. is it really okay…

– yeeeee squish me~~

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November 2015

rwbyadventures:

…DOES BLAKE KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!!?!

Nov 29, 2015 2,634 notes
So since Zwei has claimed Blake's bed. Blake has no choice but to sleep next to Weiss right?

i laUGHED WHEN I SAW ZWEI IM SO GLAD HES STILL THERE!!! and on blake’s bed too, thats probably why blake isnt in the room PTFGFTH

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#kancolle #kantai collection #kongou #burning love
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#RWBY anal
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#RWBY nsfw #RWBY anal
Nov 22, 2015 27 notes
#rwby fan art #RWBY nsfw #RWBY anal
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September 2015

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August 2015

Whelp, here's audio porn!North Poll TRASH

hopelesslyshippingthem:

Did somebody ask for some North Pole trash? No? Nobody? Ah, here’s some anyways. 

Pyrrha Nikos: surrealredmoon
Weiss Schnee: Me.

NSFW AT ALL. Listen at your own risk. And the risk of your loins as well. Going back to how it all began here. Also, TAG THAT IT’S NSFW.

xlthuathopec, you might enjoy this a bit.

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July 2015

Ode To Michael JonesRooster Teeth

hyliankalmo:

This song just screams the intensity of Michael

Jul 15, 2015 5,296 notes

fuckyeahryuketsu:

Ryuko’s chair-throwing sequence here is a wonderful bit of animation. And while I love that so many people have acknowledged this, I think it’s just as important to understand why it’s as good as it is.

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